Chemistry Jokes and Riddles
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?
It went OK2!
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?
They're cheaper than day rates.
I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite…
He said NaBrO
Q: What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?
A: CSI
Q: What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?
A: CoFe2
Q: What is the chemical formula for "banana"?
A: BaNa2
Q: What do you do with a sick chemist?
A: If you can't helium, and you can't curium, then you might as well barium.
If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they’d be alloys.
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
We would like to apologize for not adding more jokes... but we only update them.... periodically!
Q: Anyone know any jokes about sodium?
A: Na
Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."
Helium doesn't react.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."
The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
Q: What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?
A: HeHe
Q: Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?
A: He got Avogadro's number!
A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."
The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."